You will all bow to me vermin!
   
I'm taking over the world!
 
Okay,let's meet the monarch!

Portalguy

I'm your monarch man,that's what I am! If you want personal info...Do, it the 90's way and hack it!



 
You're probably thinking...
So, is this another goofball millenium whacko taking over?!? An uncontrollable ticking time bomb of humanflesh?!? A supersexy sly tyrant who makes the bath girls tingle?!? Well, if you picked the bath girls tingle thing...You're right!

Hey, why aren't you on your knees yet? All butt kissing will up your chances of not entertaining my maniacal rage and/or scary mood swings!

www.fortunecity.com is partly responsible for funding my world domination! Click here you last link on the food chain!
 
Here's why I'm sorta the new Ghandi! My great agenda!
My Agenda:
  • Everyone must let the monarch win at EVERY Playstation game
  • Naked Frisbee
  • Total abandonment of traffic laws
  • Gladiatorial death match channel in place of C Span
  • A harem of filthy pornstars (if wife allows)
  • Law where wife must allow anything the monarch wants
  • The police will wear lotsa paisley
  • It will ALWAYS be football season
  • Graffiti will be revered as art
  • Anyone poking fun at pro wrestling will be caned in the street
  • Beer will flow through faucets
  • Everyone will take the middlename "wackyass"
  • Old people must have at least one gold tooth in those dentures
  • Pamela Anderson will be added to Mt.Rushmore
  • And of course reverance to me!
 
Favorite Links
 
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Full Contact Fighter
NHB is God's gift to men.(This is of course meant in a very straight way. No, poking fun at the monarch! Damn you!)

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Yahoo(Go to games.)
I will trounce you in Spades.Plebian.

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Iwrestling
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